Thursday, October 13, 2005

Teaching The Birds & The Bees

At one time in your life, one or both of your parents probably sat you down and had that ever so uncomfortable talk with you. You know the one, about the "birds and the bees". Usually they started it out with..."when two people love each other very much they"...blah, blah, blah. You may of thought "I'm confused, that is disgusting and I'll never do that - gross, girls". Then depending on your prior knowledge on the subject you were either really interested and intrigued to learn more, or you were really bored out of your mind and wanted to go watch TV. No matter from who or how you found out that babies don't really come from a stork, we all had to find out one way or another. What better way to learn anything than by visuals, right? So class is back in session and here is your final Sex Ed test! Show me what you learned. Make Mom and Dad proud by choosing wisely.
Question - Is this photo...

A) A lesson on how to wash with soap.

B) That this may NOT be the type of "family car show" your wife agreed to taking your 10-year-old son to.

C) A demonstration that squeezing a sudsy sponge over your breast not only makes your nipple erect, but gives an erection to thousands of men looking on.

D) A convincing argument that it's not pornography, it's art and you are never too young to appreciate art.

E) That the apple doesn't fall far from the tree and this is a glimpse of what my future son will be like.

F) It's simply showing where milk comes from and there is nothing sexual about tit...I mean about IT.

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