The Usage Of The Word Fuck

If you are 12 or under, I suggest you do "earmuffs" (cover your ears with your hands) because the f-bomb is about to go off in this post. No, the f-bomb is about to explode everywhere! I'm going to give an educational lesson on the usage of the word f*ck. Most of us say it, some more than others and no it's not ladylike to drop the f-bomb on a daily basis but sometimes it just feels too f-ing good not to let it fly. This particular curse word is know as "the mother of all bad words". No matter how you say it or how often you use it, the 4 letters F-U-C-K are powerful and very versatile as you are about to learn.

Girls who use it too much are labeled as having a "trucker mouth". For me, personally nothing is a bigger turnoff than a girl who can hardly complete a single sentence without f-this and f-that. It just gets...well trashy. Perhaps it's a double standard because guys use it and most people don't think twice about it, unless you are on a date and he says to the waiter "yeah I'll take the mother f*cking t-bone steak if you say that f*cker is good". I've given fair warning to the profanity that is about to spew, so if you still choose to read on and become offended, then f-you. For the rest of you that don't care and say f-it, enjoy!

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today is the word fuck. Out of all of the English words that begin with letter F, fuck is the only word that is referred to as the F-word. It's the one magical word, just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as the most words in the English languages, is derived from German, the word fricken which means to strike. In English fuck falls into many grammatical categories.

As a transital verb for instance: "John fucked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb: "Shirley fucks."

It's meaning is not always sexual.
It can be an adjective such as: "John's doing all the fucking work."
As part of an adverb: "Shirley talks too fucking much!"
As an adverb enchancing an adjective: "Shirley is fucking beautiful!"
As a noun: "I don't give a fuck!"
As part of a word: "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "in-fucking-credible"
And, as almost every word in a sentence: "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"

As you must realize there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck. As in these examples describing situations such as:
Aggression - Fuck you!
Agreement - Fucking-ay right!
Amazement - Fucking shit!
Annoyance - Don't fuck with me.
Apathy - Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?
Benevolence - Don't do me any fucking favors.
Command - Go fuck yourself!
Confusion - What the fuck?
Denial - I didn't fucking do it.
Despair - Fucked again.
Difficulty - I don't understand this fucking question.
Directions - Fuck off.
Disbelief - Unfuckingbelievable!
Dismay - Oh, fuck it!
Displeasure - What the fuck is going on here?
Encouragement - Keep on fucking.
Etiquette - Pass the fucking salt!
Fraud - I got fucked.
Greetings - How the fuck are ya?
Hatred of chemistry - Thermofuckingdynamics.
Identification - Who the fuck are you?
Ignorance - He's such a fuck head.
Incompetence - He's a fuck up.
Insight - You're out of your fucking mind!
Laziness - He's a fuck off.
Lost - Where the fuck are we?
Panic - Let's get the fuck out of here.
Passive - Fuck me!
Perplexity - I fucking know all about it.
Philosophical - Who gives a fuck?
Pleasure - I couldn't be any fucking happier!
Question - You ain't fucking me?
Rebellion - Fuck the world!
Resignation - Oh, fuck it!
Retaliation - Up your fucking ass!
Suspicion - Who the fuck are you?
Trouble - I guess I'm really fucked now.
Ugliness - You're a dumb looking fuck.
Wisdom - Fuck that shit!
Wonder - How the fuck did you do that?

It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used in business - "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal - "Motherfucker."
It can be political - "Fuck George Bush!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" - General Custer
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic
"Thats not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive." - Commander of the "Challenger"
"What fucking map?" - Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multipurpose applications how can anyone be offended when you use the word? So use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly: "FUCK YOU!"