Girls Gone Wild Hurricane Katrina

As the Hurricane Katrina death tool rises to nearly 1,000 in Louisiana alone, some good news is in order after the disaster struck over 1 month ago. Despite all the negativity with the racial statements, delay in sending help, looting and the latest police brutality incident, something positive has finally rose out of the flooded waters. I'm pleased to announce that the nude dancers in "Big Daddy's" and the salesmen at the "Bourbon Street Strip-Tease" store are busy again! The Strip-Tease and sex toy store opened more than a week ago and has a brisk business selling to soldiers and relief workers looking for gifts. Yes, among the clothes for the needy, bottled water and canned goods there are dildos, blowup dolls and personal lubricants. It seems all our prayers were finally answered - amen!

Bourbon Street is Bourbon Street and that's why people go there to party and to let their hair down. After all, it's the home turf of Mardi Gras so it's a place that can't survive long without throwing one kick ass killer party full of drunken rowdiness and boob baring galore. Isn't America great? Almost half the businesses on Bourbon Street have reopened despite the fowl stench and garbage piles which does little to slow the customers from "paddling" their way in. Four young women holding beers and ready to party, hooted and waved at Humvee driving soldiers. One drunk girl shouted "can you tell we've been cooped up for a long time?" It may smell worse than Mardi Gras, but it's girls' night out! Who is to stand in their way? Not I. In fact if I was there, I would show them to the nearest liquor store and encourage them to take off that wet shirt. It's not about being perverted, it's about my concern for their safety. These girls have been in flooded waters and they need to let that clothing dry out before they catch a cold...and the alcohol, well that is just to "cheer them up" from all they have been thru. See, I'm a thoughtful and nice guy.

As you know, lately Mother Nature has a sick sense of humor on the entire world with the hurricanes here in the states and the earthquake in the middle east. So it's comforting to know that we can look to brighter days of breast flashing by the endless supply of drunk sluts this great nation has to offer. What will pull at your heart strings even more is the fact that the video makers of the infamous "Girls Gone Wild" DVD series will be making a special Hurricane Katrina edition. In the midst of looting a Best Buy store, college aged co-eds will be pausing to put on a sexy strip tease and perform some lesbian action for the cameras. Ok, so I'm joking but "Girls Gone Wild" plans to donate 100% of the proceeds from the sale of Mardi Gras-themed DVDs and videos to the Red Cross to help Katrina victims. They estimate that the company's donation will be in the tens of thousands. Who said a great set of twins (breasts) aren't worth a damn?