Getting Some Tail At A Tailgate Party

Remember this post If The Boat Is Rockin', Don't Come A Knockin'? It was about a giant orgy that took place during a Minnesota Vikings players boat cruise. The scandal rocked the NFL and not long after Terrell Owens managed to be enough of a distraction to keep the media away from the Vikings organization and put all eyes and ears on him. We all sat and watched T.O. basically get himself fired from the NFL by not knowing when to shut up. I don't think there was a wet eye in the house when the commissioner decided enough was enough and showed T.O. the door. So that should close the door on all the embarrassing NFL antics, right? Nope, we aren't done yet. Let me be your guide to the ultimate tailgate party! Sometimes when beer and great food doesn't satisfy your party urges, strippers are called in. Such is the case at a Tampa Bay Buccaneers tailgate party. If this bus is a rockin', don't come a knockin'!

The best booty?
It is a good one, but calling yourself the best might be a bit risky
to live up to...even for a butt. I just hope that statement
doesn't come back to bite her in the ass one day.

A 40-foot motor home was converted into a strip club on wheels offering alcohol and lap dances to football fans outside a recent Bucs game just before kickoff. Police busted 6 women who performed lap dances inside the motor home, charging $20 to $40 depending on whether they danced topless or totally nude. The vehicle, adorned with a sign for strip club "Deja Vu", was parked across the street from Raymond James Stadium. Patrons paid a $20 cover charge and were served alcohol. Later it was determined that this was the 4th game this season where the mobile strip club had setup shop. Many don't understand where the justification is bringing this to a family environment like a pro football game. To play devils advocate, you can also make an argument that it was "behind closed doors". So little Junior shouldn't be too aware of the bus "riding" that was taking place next to his game of catch with his brother. Ok, it's a bad argument, but I tried.

Police charged all 6 dancers with being nude where alcohol is served and with being nude in a commercial establishment, misdemeanor violations of city ordinances. Two of the strippers, who police said engaged in sex as part of the show, were charged with a misdemeanor count each of performing an unnatural and lascivious act. Three men connected to the club were charged with selling alcohol without a license and conspiring to violate beverage laws. One of them owned the motor home and was also charged with renting space for lewdness. All are misdemeanors.

Undercover officers raided the bus after seeing people hand out fliers advertising the party onboard. An attorney for the club, Luke Lirot, said he doesn't think the alleged city ordinance violations will stand up in court. "The fact that this doesn't take place at a specific business location would render those charges inapplicable," Lirot said, likening the bus to a tailgate party where people share beverages. He said Deja Vu managers parked the "party bus" across from the stadium to advertise their club's permanent location. Lirot said the business should not be punished for promoting exotic dance, which he called a form of expression protected by the First Amendment. As long as partygoers exercise discretion and do not violate state statutes, "what goes on in the bus should stay on the bus," he said. Hey, he stole that saying from Vegas, there is his crime - not being original enough to make up his own mottos.

My question...what about that really fat obnoxious guy at every game that gets totally wasted and strips off his shirt? Why don't we arrest him for being "nude where alcohol is served"? If we are going to enforce the law here, the rules need to apply to everyone. So let's be fair and have justice served. I can't justify, nor can I stomach, a 350lb dude with man boobs shaking his groove thang beside me at the game. Alright, so I'm not that offended. I put up with it even though it's somewhat disturbing, but you get my point here. Perhaps I should just be thankful the 350lb man is not offering me a lap dance!