Slap Your Irritating Co-Worker Day

Do you have a co-worker who talks non-stop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating more work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much ass that you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of "The Bitch Slap Club", I am so very pleased to officially announce "Slap Your Irritating Co-Worker Day"! Many people have different calendar dates marked as the official day, but I say you can make it any day. Heck, let's make it all month long or how about all year long! The reason for such a holiday is simple - some folks just deserve a good beat down. However, there are rules involved in order to participate in the festivities and properly celebrate it.

The rules are as follows...

• You can only slap one person per hour - no more. (I know, boo but that is the rule.)
• However, you can slap the same person again, but only if they irritate you again and in the same day.
• You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant. (WHOPPIE!)
• No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler, TPS report or a hole-puncher. You know, logical weapons only.
• Cursing is mandatory! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid ass always messing up stuff!"
• If questioned by a supervisor (or police, if the supervisor is the irritant), you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

Now study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping. Don't forget to have a great day...which you will now after taking your frustration out.