Thursday, June 16, 2005

GTA Hidden Sex Game

Listen up game geeks, especially the pimpled faced teen fresh on summer vacation with hormones raging and too much time on his "hands". A few months ago, Barton Waterduck discovered a few sections of unused code in the PS2 version of Grand Theft Auto (GTA) San Andreas for the girlfriend "missions". With a bit of memory hacking and such, he discovered these removed portions of mission scripting were to not only put the camera inside the girlfriend's house when you stop in for "coffee", but also to make a little sex mini-game of it. Now, with the magic of user-editable files on the PC, PatrickW was able to unlock the uncensored "coffee" segments for all to play with. Press O repeatedly for the "O face" - joking.


Many were doubtful about its authenticity. Well there's a new version out which combines Hot Coffee with the state wide open and allows you to travel all around the state to different girlfriends. The mod now also has two different modes. For those non-believers, you can download the 1:30 video of the interactive coffee session with a girlfriend after a date. Many are claiming these are doctored images, however if there is any doubt left after having seen these images and viewing the video, just download and install the modification for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas PC.

Now there is just one more reasons for parents and the FCC to get all huffy over the GTA series. As if stealing cars, selling drugs, killing people and beating up pimps and hoes wasn't enough already...now add some simulated pixel sex. If that turns you on, I feel very, very sad for you.

***WARNING!***
If you are offended by cartoon nudity, I suggest you don't click the screen shots to enlarge.

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