Yet Another Sex Tape, This Time Staring Collin Farrell

As if Pam and Tommy's video wasn't enough, then came Paris Hilton's, next Fred Durst's, mix in about 100 other celeb "secret" sex tapes that "mysteriously" get passed around the net and it's enough for anyone to roll their eyes when news breaks that yet another celeb sex tape is floating around. Well it was only a matter of time before Hollywood's biggest male whore got in on all the action. As you know Collin Farrell makes it no secret that he has been with just about every female on planet Earth. You may of also noticed that his star career has been a rather dim light as of late. His last movie "Alexander" was a bust and his once steamy on shoot sex life with co-star Angelina Jolie has fizzled out. Now what is horny Collin to do? I suppose he will have to settle for a Playboy playmate. Rough.

Shoot Me Up With Fame, Keep Me Alive

The self proclaimed stud considers himself "the luckiest f*cker in the world". Well my man, you got that right because if it hadn't been for this sex tape of you fumbling around in the bedroom, then you would of been kissing your short-lived fame goodbye. I haven't seen the tape myself, but I hear that it's less than impressive. Rumor has it that Collin appears to resemble the actions of a teenage boy on prom night who is about to lose his virginity - the deer caught in headlights routine. While trying to get off his own pants, he is seen repeatedly tripping over them in most of it. Sounds smooth, right ladies?

It's a bit of a last saving step for celebs to resort to a sex scandal to save their career. They pretend to be caught up in this terribly stressful and embarrassing scandal, but really they are cheering inside. For a celeb, being noticed and seen is their drug. They simply won't survive without the limelight. If you don't believe me, look at all the old/failed actors and actress who were once big names and now they are only known to Crack Head Joe on the corner. The light was all but burnt completely out on Collin, so now he is getting his much needed attention by going on countless shows and doing countless magazine interviews about how he is "trying" to stop a sex tape of him and playmate Nicole Narain from being circulated to the public. The only thing Collin is really trying to do is get back into the limelight with this. Now unfortunately I don't have a link to the tape for you to download and watch. I use the term "unfortunately" lightly. If/when I do find a link to it, I'll post it.