Sysadmin Appreciation Day

Hard work deserves a reward. Show your local sysadmin, webmaster, helpdesk guru or PC expert that you care this "Sysadmin Appreciation Day" with a lavish gift, free lunch or a well deserved pat on the back. For the sysadmin that goes above and beyond the call of duty, nothing says that you're "one hell of a special guy" like a good old fashioned blowjob....even better, make it the gift that keeps on giving! They'll not only thank you for it, but they may just decide not to pipe your home directory to /dev/null (tech geek joke, don't ask).

Don't forget your sysadmin can be your company's computer administrator, network administrator, helpdesk staff, webmaster, email system manager or even the girl that helps you fix and install software on your PC. Show how much you care by doing your part and RTFM (Read The F*cking Manual) so they don't have to teach you everything for a change. Give 'em a break today and let them relax. If you don't, remember they have ULTIMATE POWER!