Miss Cleo, the self-proclaimed Jamaican psychic, is back at it again. From late-night TV infomercials in the '90s to blogosphere predictions in 2006, not even Dionna Warwick's flared nose and The Psychic Friends Network can stop her. Like a good swami, she pulls a magical card from her hat. On it holds my future, my horoscope for today. Hey mon, read this...
Your Scorpio Horoscope for January 31, 2006
Use your charisma and finesse to get what you want in your personal life. But when it comes to an important business arrangement, you may have to bend more than you think. A passionate encounter is apparent.
Perfect! Who doesn't want to close out the first month of the New Year getting laid...and a passionate session at that! Miss Cleo, you're alright girl. That news was well worth the $2.95 per minute charge. Only a crazy person wouldn't believe your tarot card reading. I mean we all know it's just as reliable as the palm reading or looking into your crystal ball of power. It's just common knowledge that Miss Cleo posses a rare gift and she should be viewed as a higher life form than the rest of us. I don't know what the FTC was talking about, they should release you from prison at once! I say free Miss Cleo!
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