Deep "Thoughts" On Pamela Anderson

The other night on Comedy Central I caught "The Roast Of Pamela Anderson". If you don't know what a roast is, it's when a group of comedians take 1 person as the punch line for all their jokes and just go to town. Most of the jokes of course are rude in nature, but funny as hell and it's all done in good fun. So in the hot seat was none other than former Playboy bunny/Baywatch beauty, homemade porn star, the big breasted blonde babe better knows as Pamela Anderson. If you saw the show, you know how good it was and if you didn't, then don't worry because they are re-running it alot! Jokes cracked like "She's screwed more musicians than Napster" and "She just turned 38 and finally her age is catchy up with her bra size." They've done other roasts before like one on Hue Heffner which I did miss, but maybe someday I can catch the re-run. Anyway, here is the point of my post...

I've never been one of those guys who drools and fantasies over Pamela Anderson. I don't know why that is, perhaps she reminds me too much of a sexier version of Malabo Barbie from my childhood. Growing up with 2 sisters, I had to daily wade thru a sea of half naked Barbie dolls that covered the living room floor. Maybe that flashback memory brings up an image too close to home and in-turn doesn't allow me to go into some sick perverted dream of me and Pam like so many other guys have. On the other hand (no pun intended), it could be a deep seeded image of me stepping on the naked Barbie breasts and them never breaking. I think if someone was to step on Pam's breasts, they wouldn't break either. Lastly, that could be it - the gigantic fake knockers she has. I'm not a real fan of the super oversized plastic jugs.

Don't get me wrong, I like breasts, but I'm more into my J Lo booty. Ah, yes - Jennifer Lopez (sigh)! I'm sorry guys, but I still find her way sexier and hotter than Pam. I don't know what it is, but that is how it is. It could be that Jennifer doesn't have that "in your face" sex appeal that is just shouting out of Pam. J Lo has a more toned down, "watch me move" sex appeal that really does it for me. Although after watching "The Pamela Anderson Roast", I'm beginning to develop a little thing for her. I like her tattoo, her very toned body, that tussled bed hair she has mixed with those sexy eyes and a sweet...dare I say...innocent looking smile. On top of the physical appearance, after seeing her interviewed numerous times and admiring her good natured ability to laugh at herself during The Roast, I kind of like her. At age 38 to look that good is an accomplishment in itself, but she's not just all looks. She isn't really the ditsy blonde that alot of people perceive her to be. I think she is deeper than that, but she is smart enough to play whatever role society wants her to be so she will continue to rake in the doe. Good for her! She knows what works. You got it, you flaunt it Pam. The only people to complain will be some jealous housewives.

In closing, do you know hard it was to find just one photo for this post of Pamela Anderson online that wasn't nude? No seriously, it was tough, but I didn't mind the research. This is the best shot I came up with that maintained a SFU (suitable for work) viewer rating. She's still hot, just enhanced cosmetically in all the right places.