- An Honest Break-Up
"It's not me, it's you." - Gift Giving
Her - "I can't accept this."
Him - "Good, because I can't afford it." - The Truth Hurts
Her - "Aww, I don't deserve you."
Him - "I know." - A Sweet Rebuttal
Her - "I love you."
Him - "Thank you." - If You Don't Want Lied To, Don't Ask Questions
Her - "Was she good?"
Him - "She was bad...(muttering under breath) in a very good way."
Friday, August 18, 2006
A Honest Man Once Said What A Smart Man Wouldn't
The following are a list of short conversations that went on either with myself and a significant other, or with a friend of mine and his/her significant other. I won't own up to which ones belong to me. That part will have to remain a mystery to those not "in the know". Although I will share the top 5 that come to mind. Perhaps you can relate. Feel free to use these in your own life as you see fit.
Labels:
Humor,
Sex/Love/Relationships
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