Monday, June 4, 2007

Man May Never Fully Evolve

Need more proof that we are closely related to monkeys? In both man and beast, primitive needs must be met. They include food, shelter and of course sex. Primates of yesteryear share many of the same wants and needs of today’s modern man, although we may never fully evolve past the BJ…and personally, I wouldn’t want to.

Every time I go to the zoo, there is always one perverted orangutan jerking it for the 2nd grade field trip class. I can't help but giggle as teachers and field trip Moms scammer to shield young innocent eyes from the dirty exhibitionist on display. Now is anyone really surprised to see monkeys engaging in oral sex? After all, they’ve always had an obession with the banana. Think about it.

Click on the photo for a closer look at the monkey's face. It's priceless!

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