Thursday, October 16, 2008

I’ll Be Crushed To See Obama Girl Go

Whether you’re for John McCain or Barack Obama, it doesn’t really matter because we will all be equally crushed to see the hot Obama Girl go after Election Day...or at least I will be. Regardless if Obama wins or loses, I have a feeling that after November 4th, Obama Girl will be a distant memory. If you don’t know who the Obama Girl is, shame on you! Where have you been? Amber Lee Ettinger, a 26-year-old hottie now living in NYC, has been making "I Have A Crush On Obama" viral videos and shaking her ass for the last year so on YouTube and her website ObamaGirl.com Boys from both political parties may not always see eye to eye, but both Democrats and Republicans can agree on one thing – she’s hot! She’s caused such a stir that she even has her own Facebook fan club, appropriately titled "I Have a Crush On the Girl Who Has A Crush On Obama"

Watch the "I Have A Crush On Obama" video that started it all.

E has named her the hottest woman on the web. Maxim magazine asked her to do a spread. (Not that kind of "spread", I’m talking about a Maxim photo spread, perverts.) She’s competed in the Miss Hawaiian Tropic pageant and has even been crowned Miss NYC. But despite all these accomplishments, she is still best known for professing her love for Barak Obama. Now does she REALLY find him sexy? I highly doubt it. It’s just a silly and humorous way to show her support for him and quite frankly, to show off her perfect little body.

Hey, if she wants to slap another girl's ass and bounce up and down, who am I to stop her? Putting an end to this behavior would just be ridiculous! I say jiggle. I say shake. I say you bounce around as much as you want, until your little heart is content. Just keep capturing it on video, slow motion video would be best. If you wanted to throw a little bit of bass in the background too, that would be great. Something with a bow-chica-bow-wow sound should suffice. I say let your hair down and hike your skirt up. Keep on campaigning, even after Election Day comes and goes. Your message is being heard. Not sure if it's your "political message" that is being heard, but I can assure you that you are sending me a very good message, loud and clear. And I like it.

(I have a new poll up on my blog. You'll find it in the orange sidebar to your right. Not to worry, casting your vote is completely anonymous and this is just a virtual pre-election, obviously. Perhaps I should have included Obama Girl as a selection though?)

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