Man Shoves 66 Weenies In His Mouth & Lives To Tell About It

Is it just me or does the overwhelming urge to shove 2, 3 and even 4 weenies in your mouth at the same time seem a little gay? On second thought, wanting to shove a single weenie in your mouth sounds a little sketchy if you are a dude. You have to admit, it has a certain connotation to it - some underlying homosexual tendencies there. Of course, I’m talking about hotdogs though and not penises. But still…this is pretty gross.

It’s a 4th of July tradition in NY, Nathan’s Famous Hotdog Eating Contest. The goal is to shove down as many hotdogs as humanly possible in just 12 minutes. You must eat the dog and the bun, although you are allowed water to help the weenie slide in with more ease. Some prefer to dunk their weenie and buns in the water, which creates this stomach turning pile of regurgitated looking mush. (Yes, I’m getting nauseous just writing this.) Whoever downs the most weenies once the 12 minute mark is reached is declared the champ! They are awarded the yellow mustard championship belt for their efforts and a massive stomach ache.

This year’s winner, Joey Chestnut, took in a total of 66 weenies! He upset the 6th time defending champ, Takeru Kobayashi, who came in 2nd place with 63 weenies. Despite having a wisdom tooth pulled just a week before the contest and suffering from “sever jaw arthritis”, Kobayashi competed in memory of his late mother. He was on track to win, but in the closing seconds of the contest, he spewed the final 3 dogs in his mouth. Heartbreaking and nauseating. Don’t be too sad though. Not many men can say they took in 63 weenies in 12 minutes! So smile, your Mom would be proud.

Improve Your Sex Life with Yoga

You already know yoga can give you greater flexibility, better muscle tone, a surefire way to release stress, and maybe even enlightenment. But better sex? You betcha! Yoga offers myriad physical and emotional benefits that add up to more fun in the bedroom and a more fulfilling, meaningful sexual relationship with your partner. Whether heating up your sex life is the main goal of your yoga practice or just a happy side effect, chalk this information up as yet another great reason to roll out the mat. It puts the “O” in Yoga. Here are the 5 major ways it works…

• Sensuality
  Yoga is sexy! How often do you put on as few clothes as possible and stick your butt in the air? Yoga helps you develop an awareness of sensations in your body. It teaches you to savor every sensation in your body, including the really delicious ones that happen during sex. It also helps keep you rooted in your body and out of your head, where your swirling thoughts can keep you from enjoying the experience at hand when between the sheets.
• Confidence
  There is no doubt about it. Confidence is sexy! Need a confidence booster? Try this on for size. A recent study shows that people who practice yoga gain less weight as they age than people who don’t do yoga at all. And while feeling more fit is an undeniable turn-on, a sustained yoga practice also encourages you to develop a reverence for your body.
• Energy
  Who doesn’t want an energy boost? Over 1/3 of women say tiredness causes them to cut back on sex. But just 8 weeks of a simple at-home yoga practice significantly improved sleep, even for chronic insomniacs. It’s a simple exercise to connect the dots - practice yoga, sleep better, have more sex.
• Intimacy
  Yoga’s effects transcend the physical. It helps us become more comfortable in vulnerable positions, whether it’s a full backbend during class or a heart-to-heart conversation in bed at night. Yoga helps us peel away layer after layer of our defense mechanisms to get back to our true nature, which is loving and compassionate. When we peel away our protective armor, we can be much more connected to each other no matter where we are, including in the bedroom.
• Better Orgasms
  On a purely physical level, many yoga poses increase blood flow to the pelvis. In our sedentary world, the muscles that run through the pelvis are chronically constricted. Yoga involves engaging and drawing up the muscles of the pelvic floor, which strengthens the muscles that play an integral role in orgasm.

Hmm. Now it makes sense why I’ve always been attracted to girls that are into yoga. They are right up there with gymnasts in my book. Perhaps good on the mat does translate to good on the mattress? Although I do have a thing for dancers too. Good on the floor = good on the floor? Well, yes. So far I've found it to be true.

Someone Please Stop The iNsanity!

First let me get this off my chest. EVERYONE PLEASE SHUT UP ABOUT THE IPHONE ALREADY!!! For 6 months now, it’s all people have been talking about. It’s all you hear about on the streets. It’s all you read about online. It’s all you see on TV. Commercials, billboards, fan fare, media attention. Enough already, rrr! I’m so sick of hearing about the iPhone I could throw up - blah. So let’s talk about the iPhone, shall we? Actually I’m not going to talk about the iPhone, but I do want to say to Greg Packer… “What the f*ck you crazy nut?”

Now if you don’t know who Greg Packer is, I’m very surprised because he’s an attention whore like no other. He’s pretty much made a life for himself that consists of waiting in line for days on end. He was first in line to view the Ground Zero site, to sign the condolence book after Princess Diana died and even first in line to greet President Bush after his inauguration. Apparently Greg is first in line for everything, including the all-you-can eat buffet. Ok, that was rude (and somewhat funny), so I take that back. Of course with the highly anticipated iPhone going on sale today, you better believe Greg Packer is already in line to get his hands on this hot new gadget. In fact, he’s been gloating about being “first in line” at NYC’s Fifth Avenue Apple store all week.

The last time I heard someone brag about being “first in line” for anything was back in the 2nd grade. We were told to lineup single file after recess so the teacher could get a head count and walk the class back in. It was then that Sheridan Burgees made a spit induced motorcycle revving noise and sped past everyone to be first in line, where he proudly exclaimed “FIRST IN LINE”. I probably don’t need to say that Sheridan was a moron. What kid in their right mind wants to get back into school ASAP? I was the kid the teacher had to call a second time because I was too busy trying to squeeze in one more turn in the kickball game. To me the math was simple. Recess = fun. Learning = not so fun. So I was in no hurry to be “first in line”.

Ok, so let’s give that Sheridan kid a break because he was only 7 and I believe you allowed to be somewhat obnoxious and annoying at that age. (Plus the guy is now dead due to a drug overdose in his early 20s so I can’t bash him). However, Greg Packer is a middle aged grown man, 43 to be exact. Being widely known as the “First In Line Guy” for an iPhone isn’t a title I would be proud to boast. I would be rather embarrassed for people to know my ass sat on the busiest street corner in NYC in the sweltering heat for days on end, and during a work week I might add. Oh, and did I mention he is accepting donations to support his quest for an iPhone? Hope he has the $500 to $600 by the time the Apple doors open or so much for being “first in line”.

Maybe Greg Packer is a royal nerd, but perhaps we shouldn’t knock him too much. If nothing else, he is doing a great job at feeding the media frenzy and we all know that hype generates sales (say thank you Steve Jobs). And maybe to Greg and others like him, the iPhone is as good as it gets. If that is the case, they only have to wait a few more hours before the good times roll.

Related Links Of Interest

• "First In Line Guy" - Greg Packer's Blog
• 1/10/07 - Contemplating Cheating, With The iPhone
• 11/17/06 - If You Want PS3, Then You Better Be Packin' Heat!

She’s Missing Her Lint Catcher

Brazilian models are best known for their exotic looks and amazing bodies! However, a nearly flawless exterior won’t exempt your modeling photos from being airbrushed. Want to know an insider secret? Over 90% of models have their photos digitally altered prior to gracing the cover of a magazine. It’s just part of the business. It’s what takes place after the lights of the photo shoot go dark. Photoshop is launched and the light flicker from an iMac screen is all that can be seen.

Playboy magazine editors were retouching the body curves of this Brazilian sports model, which appears to have been taken in the 80s (see photo above), and in the process "lost" her belly button! How can that even happen? A belly button on a girl with a nice flat stomach is one of the sexiest parts, or at least I think so. And if anyone should have a good understanding of a woman’s sexy parts, it is Playboy magazine, right? Apparently not so. The mistake went unnoticed and the magazine sold 605,000 copies that month.

Lots of readers got pissed off when they realized they were wasting money on fake pictures. Ahh, hello? Please tell me I’m not the only man alive who is aware that a model’s photos are “faked” to some degree. Are most guys really that clueless? And please tell me that every woman out there reading this knows that she will NEVER look like one of the girls on a magazine cover because those girls don’t even exist! Sure there is a real girl behind it, but you aren’t looking at her “real” body. In person, her skin does not look like porcelain. In person, her thighs don’t have one dimple of cellulite. And in person, her breasts do not assume a naturally perky position promptly under her chin. She has flaws, maybe not as many as some of us, but trust me, she is not flawless.

I often wonder why they put so much effort on Photoshopping their girls, when most of them need no retouching at all! I seriously doubt Playboy sales would go down at all if they stopped altering the photos. These girls are still gorgeous and let’s face it, men buy Playboy magazine for the articles anyway.

Related post of interest and a "must see video" depicting a TRUE model shoot.

• 10/18/06 The Real Beauty Campaign

Good Idea, Wrong Approach

Who was the genius that thought this up? Because they apparently didn’t think it thru. Click on the image for a larger view and see for yourself.

Something tells me that AIDS probably spread like a California wildfire thanks to the mastermind behind this marketing campaign. Way to go dumbass.

No Strings Sex

To some, the definition of a slut is a girl that openly admits she loves sex and enjoys having it with whomever without the obligatory cuddling. A girl that gets hers and then kicks his ass out of the bed ASAP. It’s 2007, most women are not as “hush hush” on the topic of sex that women of yesteryear were. So when actress Jessica Alba came clean to the press with her dirty side, guys everywhere stood up and applauded. Now sure, she may not be the kind of girl you would take home to Mom, but she definitely sounds like fun to me!

Jessica says she is up for a one-night stand, as long as the man leaves the next morning. (Isn’t that the point of a one-night stand? Get some and then get out? There’s no hanging around for OJ and eggs.) The curvy 23-year-old likes the idea of getting intimate with lots of different people because she loves experimenting in sex. (Amen!)

She told Cosmopolitan magazine…

“I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex. I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more. I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don't feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don't really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have. Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with, I never passed any judgments about that."

Now I’ve always hear of the name “Jessica Alba”, but I couldn’t tell you what the hell she’s in – movies, TV, I have no clue. Although now I’m going to take notice. I like how this girl thinks. Simply put, there needs to be more Jessicas in the world.

Related post of interest...

• 9/5/06 - One-Night Stand Etiquette (3 Credits)

***DISCLAIMER***
The author of this post is not promoting sexual promiscuity. He will though admit to having one night stands. However, he can honestly say he enjoys a more substantial and meaningful relationship with just one girl. And yes, he likes to cuddle. He may even go so far to admit that at times he has actually been ok with JUST cuddling. I know, I’m brave to say it out loud. Now I will shut up before I sound like a homosexual…not that there is anything wrong with being gay. Just thought I would throw that in.

The Kitty Cam

What do cats do all day? Eat, sleep, take a crap and then sleep some more. What a life. I read somewhere once that the average cat sleeps 22 hours a day! Now there are only 24 hours in a day so that leaves only 2 hours to eat and crap? Some would call that the life, others would call it a waste of life. No matter what you think of cats, you have to admit it would be rather interesting to see exactly what one of those fuzzy fur balls does all damn day, but not thru the eyes of an onlooker, but rather firsthand thru the kitty’s eyes.

Well, you’re in luck because a man has done just that. Apparently one engineer has entirely too much time on his hands as when decided to construct an actual “Kitty Cam”. The camera is mounted on the collar of Mr. Lee, his 4-legged feline companion. It captures the adventures (or lack of adventures) of Mr. Lee’s day and then several of the most interesting snapshots are uploaded to a website for all to see.

Mr. Lee has the hots for the cat next door. The sexy pussycat can be seen sitting on top of a brick wall and staring at her two suitors, a skinny scrappy black tomcat and Mr. Lee, a chubby half tabby with a white chest and face to match. Surprisingly, Mr. Lee seems to lead an eventful life. Sometimes he stays out all day and comes home hungry with fresh battle scars. Some nights he doesn't come home at all! Sing it with me…bow-chicka-bow-wow.

The photographs are pretty much of what you you'd expect - pictures of other cats, a longing look up at a birdhouse, and the underside of parked cars where he meets his friends/gang members. Yes, he has a kitty click that he rolls with, as any true player should.

Now I know what you are thinking. You’re saying this is an invasion of Mr. Lee’s privacy, right? Well no it’s not because I don’t believe there are any privacy laws that protect kitties from whoring themselves via netcam. And even if there was, a legal document couldn’t be signed that either forbid or permitted the use of the Kitty Cam because Mr. Lee has paws. No hands = no sign. So you see, all if fair and legal in the Kitty Cam world. If you disagree with this statement, then you are free to contact Mr. Lee’s attorney. However, I must inform you that his attorney is a cat as well and there is a very high chance that he is asleep and won’t be returning your call for 22 hours.

If you are interested in purchasing a Kitty Cam for your alley cat, Mr. Lee’s website is selling them for about $30. It is said that any cat will object a bit when you attach the camera, but after that they accept it…after they flip you off, of course. Now what are you waiting for? Go visit the photo gallery of Mr. Lee's Kitty Cam Adventures!