TigerBeat Presents “Nerds On Desks”

Oh Stephen! You sexy, sexy beast! Thank God for the Internet because without it, we may have never laid eyes on this softcore porn photoshoot featuring Apple’s very own CEO, Steve Jobs. You may remember a similar layout featuring Microsoft’s Bill Gates (2/19/05 - Sexy Bill Gates Photos Exposed). What is it about nerds posing on desks in the ‘80s? Was there some type of weird “geek meets faux wood” fetish that sprung during that era?

Who took these circa 1985ish photos and why has yet to be researched. Of course that information isn’t all that important. The real important question is, are those super tight jeans Jordache or Sasson? Inquiring minds want to know. One thing is for certain, he looks dreamier than Greg Brady! Ahh, I think I may be swooning here. All we need now is some sexy shots of Linux’s Linus Torvalds to make the nerd herd complete.

Oh no, I just realized something. I was wondering why this photo looked familiar and it finally hit me! My Dad looked EXACTLY like that when I was born. The hair, the beard, even the clothes. EXACTLY! Freaky. And no, Steve Jobs is not my father. Umm, right Mom?

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