Wednesday, July 6, 2005

Jessica Simpson, You Make Me Very "Happy"

If you haven't heard already, guys can't seem to get enough of seeing the photos and video from Paris Hilton's burger commercial. In it Paris is provocatively washing a car while somehow selling you on a fast food restaurant. What does a scantly dressed blonde in a bikini and heals rubbing herself on a car full of wet suds have to do with hamburgers? Well nothing of course and who cares? It's still great eye candy and caught alot of guy's "attention". It's hot and it sold me...even if I have no clue in remembering what the name of the burger joint was. That part is not important. What's important is that sexism is still alive and well! Ha-ha. Anyway, it's bravo advertising in my book. Not to be outdone, Jessica Simpson is staring in her own little video letting everyone know why she is "The Sweetest Sin". Here is a arousing peak at it...

Watch The Full Video Here

Jessica's is a little more tasteful and in my opinion way sexier! It's a music video for her latest song titled "These Boots Are Made For Walking". It comes from the movie "The Dukes Of Hazard" where she plays no other than Miss Daisy Duke - very fitting role. I understand she had to workout for months to get into shape for the part and wow does it show! Whether her IQ is lower than Paris Hilton's or not, she looks incredible and this video is one of her best. As long as she doesn't ask if "Chicken By The Sea" is chicken or tuna, then she is a 10! (Just for the record, yes I know who she looks like and reminds you of, so let's not go there.) Jessica, anytime you are ready to leave Nick, you are more than welcome to come walking my way. I love J Lo, but I certainly wouldn't kick Jessica out of my bed. Hell, there is enough room for BOTH of you!In the famous words of Paris Hilton...that's hot!

Tuesday, July 5, 2005

Pittsburgh Beer

Iron City Beer is sick, but Rolling Rock isn't too bad and it's made local. Can't beat that.

Monday, July 4, 2005

Happy 4th Of July!

It's an America tradition to celebrate July 4th. It's all about weenie roasting and beer toasting. Get out there to take advantage of this long holiday weekend. Enjoy a backyard BBQ and then take a dip in the pool (wait 1 hour after eating of course). Don't forget to throw a couple cold ones down before heading out to watch the fireworks light up the sky! Whatever you do, just don't be like me a few years ago. I nearly blew off my arm while putting on our own elaborate grand finale display of every whistle, bomb and bang known to man. It was suppose to be a private little show, but had "disaster and "ER visit" written all over it. So play it safe and stick with the sparklers. Good advice even for big kids like me. Below is a photo of the Zambellie Brothers fireworks at The Point in Pittsburgh. I should note they are professionals which is why the brothers have all their limbs still attached.

Sunday, July 3, 2005

PlayStation Thumb

Play alot of video games? If you have Repetitive Strain Injury (RSI) or early signs of RSI in your fingers, hands and forearms, then you may need to put down the controller. Some kids play video games so much that the skin on their fingers and thumbs is actually turning red, blistering, peeling and even callusing! It's become somewhat of an epidemic. A 13-year-old girl conducted a study on this very problem, which is now referred to as "PlayStation Thumb". The PlayStation Thumb study has now gained worldwide attention since being published in a medical journal.

The South African teen, Safura Abdool Karim, has become the youngest person ever to be published in the country’s main medical publication. Karim conducted a study into a condition she has called “PlayStation Thumb”. Initially, the study was for a school science project. Karim question 120 of her schoolmates, 60 boys and 60 girls, on whether they suffered problems after playing games. 8 boys and 7 girls reported redness, blisters and tingling of the thumb. Karim writes in her report that it is similar to RSI: “Although RSI is not new, in the past it occurred mainly among adults. Computer games are creating new medical problems, such as PlayStation thumb, which are becoming common in children."

Basically these days instead of kids getting normal things like skinned knees from falling on the playground outside, they will be getting skinned thumbs from rapidly pressing on their PS2 controlers indoors. Sad day indeed. America wonders why we have so many overweight kids, not to mention it's also a FACT that America kids are getting dumber! Yes, you heard that right - dumber and test scores around the US prove that. For the love of god, pick up a book and a football and go outside. Make America proud, or at least attempt to.

Saturday, July 2, 2005

Best Vacation Spot?

I'm thinking about taking a much needed vacation and I thought I would ask for a little input on helping me decide where to go. The only criteria I have is that it needs to be a beach (anywhere other than CA), be fun, relaxing and romantic. So let me hear your favorite vacation spots, dreams places to visit, what you recommend and why. Money isn't a factor so I'm open to any ideas from private islands to just about anything. Thanks!

Friday, July 1, 2005

11,000+ Visitors To The Blog Can't Be Wrong

Another month has come and gone and now I have 6 months of blogging complete, whew! That's alot of posting and it's now summer. That could only mean one thing - vacation time! Yeah I need one and so does "someone else" I know, but I'll touch on that topic another day. If you didn't happen to notice, let me brag for a minute and say I have over 11,000 hits on the blog as of today. Not too bad huh? I might get more into that and break down some other stats in a post later this week. For now, as always, here are some of the highlights and a quick recap of the past month on the blog...

Sex sells and even Carry is checking out

Around the WWW an increasing number of people are selling their foreheads and other various body parts off on eBay to be used as billboard space. Later I announced that the 2nd round of the dot-com boom may be upon us - cha ching! Evil is lurking online and in the tech world with a PC crashing exploit/trick. I choose to share that with all so you could cause havoc with it - fun wasn't it? Not to be outdone, evil struck AOL extra hard with an increase in spam and virus spreading galore on their systems. Bluetooth sniper rifles caught the attention and opened the eyes of many of my readers, being that for some it was the first time ever hearing of such an activity. Lastly, yet another fellow hacker was handed his jail sentence.

It's no secret that sex sells and it was a "hot topic" this month on my blog! From the birth of .xxx porn domain extensions, to virtual strippers, to how to give the slip to annoying guys and girls at a bar. Even video games are simulating sex these days and allowing you to "play" along. Then there are fat children running around wearing t-shirts with sexual offensive slogans plastered on them. If that wasn't enough, the best is that there are chicks getting naked and using their body to display their love and support for me and my blog. Ah, it just keeps getting better.

Current events included the Jacko trial ending with a not guilty verdict. It left many with mixed emotions. There were lots of comments from readers on the outcome and it drew enough attention that I even opened a new voting poll on it. The once "Iron" Mike Tyson ended his career with a fizzle which then was followed with the Spurs clutching the NBA Championship, but even that couldn't light a fire and make the NBA exciting again - another sports fizzle.

In blogging news I showed you how to make cash from your blog and how to let a machine do automated blogging for you so you could detach yourself from your keyboard. I even included 2 fake sign generator posts and had alot of people fooled. The Blogger.com staff added a better image hosting system and I started compiling a small list of links to celeb blogs that some may find interesting reading.

On a more personal "note", I discovered a new hidden talent in myself that I could play the piano note for note without ever laying hands on one before. I also discovered that I had a month full of disappointments in my career and personal life. All of which I am still trying to overcome and make better by taking it one day at a time. I had some new moblog photos to share along with some girly styled posts that let everyone see a more intimate side of who I am. Finally to let everyone peer into my life a little closer, I decided to share a photo of myself and add it to my blog profile. Just don't claim it as yours like some other weirdo did on CraigsList - long story, don't ask.

So there you have it. It's July 1st now and it's officially summer time. Here's to another month of blogging (as long as I feel the inspiration and have the time to continue). I hope all of you will come back to see what I have in store for this month.

Hottie Tagging

Ever see those net cam photos where there is a girl (usually half naked) holding up some little sign promoting a website or person they love? The idea is sort of "overdone" in my opinion, but it's still kind of cool and I always thought it would be funny if I had some girl do that for me. I know strange, but humor me. So it seems a blog buddy of mine did just that. While visiting his blog, "To Talk In Sudden Outburst", I saw "TTiSoB" had posted his own Hottie Tagging. I had commented on it and mentioned that I wish I had that. Then the next day, wish granted! Warning: there are a couple nude shots too, but since alot of people read my blog at work, I opted not to upload those here. Don't worry though, you can still view them at the links I listed below. Without further ado, here it is...


I know what you will say, these girls are degrading themselves and aren't that "hot". Still they are showing a little love and it's all in good fun, so relax. Again thanks to TTiSoB for the pics. Here are the original links to TTiSoB's Hottie Tagging and also on his blog is DIAMONDKT's Hottie Tagging.

Now this post is just a little something to tide everyone over until I get some time to write up a proper 1st of the new month blog entry. While you are waiting, you might also want to surf over to EXSENO's Brazilian bikini post. She's the coolest Grandma blogger ever! Enjoy and check back later for my other July 1st post.