Need A Summer Job? Be A Condom Tester

Are you are student or recent graduate currently looking for a summer job? Or are you already established in your career, but wouldn’t mind making a little extra doe on the side? Well you are in luck because I’ve got the job for you! Everyone wants a job where they can get paid for doing what they love. And you love having sex, right? So why not get paid for it?

No, I’m not talking about becoming a hooker, although from my understanding it can be a pretty lucrative business. What I’m referring to is a way to make money having sex that is actually legal. Yes, you too can f*ck morning, noon and night and get paid for it! And who knows, in the process you may even help save the planet from the spread of disease! You would be like an x-rated version of Mother Teresa.

Durex brand condoms is asking men and women to test a range of its condoms and provide feedback on their experiences. Hopefuls must explain in their applications why they would make “expert” condom testers. How they test the condoms is not specified. However, if you consider yourself an expert when it comes to rubbers, then you should probably have a variety of “testing methods” in mind.

Durex is expecting thousands of applicants for a new unpaid job as a condom tester. Oops, sorry I didn’t read the fine print. It’s an unpaid job, but hey there is still sex involved so how bad of a job can it be? Besides, think of how impressive the title “condom tester” will look on a resume you hand to a future employer.

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  Durex Easy-on Condom Tester Application Form

(And you thought I made some of these posts up. Nope, you just can't make this shit up.)