Can’t get girls? Well it’s because you don’t smell like a geek! From the makers of the #1 search engine, comes the soon-to-be #1 cologne. Introducing “Google Eau de Toilette for Men”, the scent of today’s modern geek. Imagine tons of scantily clad busty babes, once only accessible to geeks via a keystroke, now eating out of the palm of your hand! A little dab will do ya. Just splash some on your puny body and hold on tight! Women will race to you and ravage your entire being like lions in heat! Of course, results may vary.
So if the constant pang of rejection is starting to takes its toll and you need a hand, look no further than Google Eau de Toilette. Get your bottle now! That is if you can find any. (The jury is still out as to whether or not this is a real product.)
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