Spring Break Memories

More than likely if you read my blog and you're still in college, than it is Spring Break time and you are either off partying it up...or you should be. So any other time I would praise you for visiting my blog, but in this case - what the hell is wrong with you? Get away from the computer and head to the beach! If you like alcohol, hooking-up and partying then Daytona, Cancun and Vegas are all perfect destinations.

Spring Break time was always my favorite part of college life, of course. How can you not love the much needed break from studying, tests and getting up at the break of dawn (yeah I'm talking about that super early 11AM class)? If you can't score over Spring Break than I'm sorry but you have no game whatsoever. Even the ugliest girls and the dorkies guys can succeed with the world's worst pickup lines! As far as the eyes can see, there are scantly clad drunken chicks that are more than willing to engage in meaningless one night stand sex. To put it simple, Spring Break is required curriculum which consists of the following courses...

• Wet T-Shirt and Bikini Thong Pageantry 101
• Body Shot Tutorial Guide with Hands On Instruction 101
• Short Term Intro To Lesbian Lifestyles 101
• Tour Of My Cheap Motel Room 101

and the most important of all classes...

• I Won't Be Calling You After Tonight 101

Remember, it's always good to get away from the stale air smell of weed, beer and latex condoms filling the frat house. So embrace these 4 (or 4+ years for some of you) and live it up to the fullest because soon you will be a working stiff like the rest of us. You may be able to hold the keg stand record for life, but you can't stay a college student for life. Sad but true. (Unless you are Joe Francis the creator of the "Girls Gone Wild" video series. He is a frat boy for life! That's one lucky and very rich man.)